✪】 Defense of Ice Shelf 7/8/21

✪】 Attention agents:

Today, June 8, 2021, the Special Weapons and Tactics Team logged in to Club Penguin Rewritten on the server Ascent to have a massive war battle against the heathen army known as the Templars. Though this defense was deemed “unsuccessful,” it still taught us that together our force can max an extremely large number of penguins. We maxed thirty strong and mighty penguins, showing our strength.

If you failed to read our previous post we are in a state of WAR known as Operation: Templaria throughout the entire Special Weapons and Tactics nation. We shall rally all of our glorious empire and summon them in their masses to quench the futile might of the dastardly Templars. We are strong. We are united. We are SWAT.

Max: 30, Avg: 27

✪】 End Transmission.


SWAT Commander-in-Chief

✪】 SWAT AUSIA Training 7/6/21

✪】 Attention agents:

Today, July 6, 2021, the Special Weapons and Tactics Team logged in to Club Penguin Rewritten on the server Ascent to have a very successful AUSIA training! A massive round of applause to all of the loyal SWAT agents who assisted us on our operation, and especially to those from other timezones who stayed up. SWAT Family Forever.

Max: 17, Avg: 15

✪】 End Transmission.


SWAT Commander-in-Chief

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One Slice Too Many

Pizza Federation is a small army that goes around maxing 10 maybe a tiny bit more yet “get lucky” when tournaments come around like Beach Brawl, Fight or Fright, Christmas Chaos? They have inflated numbers in tournaments yet when they come out of tournaments they’re weak and pathetic. Take the Beach Brawl for example, suddenly maxed approx 25 after maxing 5-12 consistently and what happened after the tournament??? They fell yet again but kept running their mouths off acting like big shots, getting into places they shouldn’t be getting into. We’ve seen your big act and we’re calling your bluff.

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War Training Mission

Loading Results………. MISSION SUCCESSFUL!

Hello, Special Agents.

As I’m sure most of you know, we have entered war with the evil Anti-CP (ACP). Today we held a full contact war training mission on Mammoth. It wasn’t our best event, but we did alright. We maxed 25 and performed some pretty nice tactics. However, two of our leaders weren’t at this mission. I know that once we have the complete leadership present, we will be unstoppable.






Comment if you came!

We will show Anti-CP no mercy during this war. We also expect for their evil forces to show us no mercy. Keep your guards up, special agents. Good work today!

»Preѕιdeɴт Nιтroнaммer«

||Uɴғιɴιѕнed Bυѕιɴeѕѕ||


The Final Showdown – Invasion Of Ice Pond

Hello Special Agents.

After a couple battles with the Water Vikings, who deem themselves part of the Grand Alliance, which they really aren’t because they don’t assist their allies at all lmao, we have won all of our battles except for one. That one of course, they only won because we were a no-show. This was our final battle against them. They are simply a waste of time and are no match for us. Soon, we will move on to our next target. More war is coming. Operation 2 will soon be in effect. This is only the beginning. The light will spread to every corner, every crevice. Be ready SWAT. The Resistance is coming.

Today we invaded back the server WV took from us the other day. This was the battle we didn’t attend. We maxed 25 and averaged 23. We got up to 35 users on chat, but a lot of people were AFK. That’s unacceptable. If you are in SWAT and there is a battle, you must log on. If you cant attend, then don’t leave your account on chat. The tactics were also not very good. This is something we will work on the whole week before we move on to IW.

See you on the battlefield,

Bad, SWAT Commander