I Have Returned; We Manage Now

Hello SWAT,

Guess who’s back?

I have returned to lead SWAT to glory once more. Last generation, SWAT reached sizes of 50+ and 1st on CPAC for the first time since 2012. We were hunted by our enemies, and we easily prevailed destroying everyone in our way.

We will do it again. And this time, we will have no setbacks, we will have no traitors. This will be just me, you, and a whole lot of success. Lets get it SWAT.

We manage now.

~Bad, SWAT Commander In Chief

Lolwut

“LT doesn’t multilog”

Bitch plz

CPAC Special Report: The Magnificent Life Of Chippy/Noob

*Took me approximately 8000 hours to type*

Klondike, CPA Central Headquarters – In a community, where many are respected, there are some who aren’t. You have the Waterkids, the Akabobs, the Sprites, and of course, our very own, Chip AKA the nile river. (You asked for this faggot)

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Getting Back On Track [INVASION OF YETI RESULTS]

Hello SWAT!

After yesterday’s setback, tonight we bounced back, and we bounced back in a huge way. We logged on to invade the free server Yeti and we broke sizes of 45+, averaging 40-42 the entire event. I’d like to thank Apollo for pictures. We have another event at 9:30 so lets keep recruiting, and lets aim for similar sizes. Good job Agents!

See you on the battlefield,

~Bad, SWAT Commander In Chief

Disgusted.

I’m absolutely disgusted with what went down tonight. You all just see how CPAC treated us, and you still want to act like enemies when we’re supposed to be working as a team. You want to do that shit, then go join another army. I’m not dealing with it here, and no other SWAT leader will. We got 42 on chat and not a single one of you hyped or called for event except for me and Ganger. Barely anyone logged on CP because barely anyone was present, when we said more than once the exact time the event was going to be at. If you are going to be AFK, THEN DON’T LEAVE YOUR ACCOUNT ON. It looks 10x worse when you’re account is sitting there AFK and we’re expecting you to log on, then if you just say you have to go. WV literally did not do good today, and we have a chance to jump a head, but you’d rather all act like jackasses. I’m cool with that, but then I just won’t come on anymore, because obviously I’m no use to this army if I won’t be listened to. We have two events tomorrow, both rescheduled from today’s mess. If you’re an owner and you don’t attend and you don’t give me or another SWAT leader a reasonable explanation as to why you didn’t attend, you will be temporarily demoted until we get a reason. Enough with the games. We’re the best army, lets start acting like it.

Clean up your acts, or be removed. Simple as that.